(Cartoons from the Red Baron series by Ool, see `red_baron' for more!)
Red Baron No. 16
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/,'-._ ,'_/ ( \ \ \ `._ | curtains for the |
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| even start below half | \| | crawl around here who |
| the riches and ALL | ' | looks like he just |
\ the women? / __ \ might be Messiah II? /
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b'ger (def'ly)
Red Baron No. 17
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| About to die of thirst in the desert, |
| the world famous Red Baron has an |
| accidental encounter with the Devil... |
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| leave me out here to | | You're already on my |
| die! Isn't there | | "sure thing" list. In |
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