RECIPE FOR A HIPPOPOTAMUS SANDWICH
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-by Shel Silverstein
A hippo sandwich is easy to make.
All you do is simply take
One slice of bread _.---.)
One slice of cake, (^--^)_.-" `,
Some mayonnaise, ) ee ( |
One onion ring, (_.__._) /
One hippopotamus, `----', ,'
One piece of string, jgs )_|--')_|
A dash of pepper-- ""' ""'
That ought to do it,
And now comes the problem...
Biting into it!
From: Nate / DAC
Your basic thin sandwich (could be peanut butter and jelly perhaps)
_.---._
_.-~ ~-._
_.-~ ~-._
_.-~ ~---._
_.-~ ~\
.-~ _.;
:-._ _.-~ ./
}-._~-._ _..__.-~ _.-~)
`-._~-._~-._ / .__..--~_.-~
~-._~-._\. _.-~_/ _..--~~
~-. \`--...--~_.-~/~~
\.`--...--~_.-~
~-..----~
Balogna ("baloney") and cheese:
_.---._
_.-~ ~-._
_.-~ ~-._
_.-~ ~---._
_.-~ ~\
.-~ _.;
:-._ _.-~./
}-._~-._ _..__.-~_.-~ )
`-._~-._~-._ / ...-~H.-~
~-nad.._\. _.-~ .:::: //
~-. \`--...--~ _.-~__...==~
\.`--...---+-~~~~~
~-..----~
How about a deli style turkey sandwich (damn I'm hungry now!):
_.---._
_.-~ ~-._
_.-~ ~-._
_.-~ ~---._
_.-~ ~\
.-~ _.;
:-._ _.-~ ./
`-._~-._ _..__.-~ _.-~
/ ~-._~-._ / .__..--~----._
\_____(_;-._\. _.-~_/ ~).. . \
/(_____ \`--...--~_.-~______..-+_______)
.(_________/`--...--~/ _/nad /\
/-._ \_ (___./_..-~__.....__..-~./
`-._~-._ ~\--------~ .-~_..__.-~ _.-~
~-._~-._ ~---------' / .__..--~
~-._\. _.-~_/
\`--...--~_.-~
`--...--~
Gotta have something to wash that down with...
_
//
//
_______________//__
.(______________//___).
| / |
|. . . . . . . / . . .|
\ . . . . . ./. . . . /
| / ___ |
_.---._ |::......./../...\.:|
_.-~ ~-._ |::::/::\::/:\::::::|
_.-~ ~-._ |::::\::/::::::X:/::|
_.-~ ~---.;:::::::/::\::/:::::|
_.-~ ~\::::::n::::::::::|
.-~ _.;::/::::a::::::::/
:-._ _.-~ ./::::::::d:::::::|
`-._~-._ _..__.-~ _.-~|::/::::::::::::::|
/ ~-._~-._ / .__..--~----.YWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWP'
\_____(_;-._\. _.-~_/ ~).. . \
/(_____ \`--...--~_.-~______..-+_______)
.(_________/`--...--~/ _/ /\
/-._ \_ (___./_..-~__.....__..-~./
`-._~-._ ~\--------~ .-~_..__.-~ _.-~
~-._~-._ ~---------' / .__..--~
~-._\. _.-~_/
\`--...--~_.-~
`--...--~