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H e ' s A N G R Y ! !
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H e ' s a F L U T E ! ! / \ your ear!
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Today, Angry Flute answers probing questions from the curious...
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Mr. Flute, what is
the meaning of LIFE?
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is it true that you were Magic Flute
in 'H.R. Pufnstuf'? and if so,
did that English boy ever suck as well
as blow you? and what exactly is
inferred by 'puff-n-stuff'??
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i will not answer your
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/ \ will say that YOU SUCK!
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arf, arf, arf! rarf!
awf-arf! rarf, rarf-rarf!
arf-arf-arf, arf, rarf!
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arf, arf, arf -- oof...!
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Mr. Flute BLEW apart
my doggy's head!!!
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now go away you people!
don't stare at me--
_ i am not here to entertain
/ \ you! i hate you all!!!
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Copyright 1997 Howard Wen (wen@why.net)
To improve the marketability of their client, handlers
for Angry Flute hope to soften his "aggressively proactive
stance" by test-marketing him in possible partnerships...
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prodigious birth of low it is to me
that i must love a flute who is so mean....
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| my GOD this BITES. for i never / \
| heard such WHINING till this night! || ||
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i said BOBA FETT!! i'd only
M-M-Mr. Flute, i'm such a consider working with HIM--
BIG FAN of yours! a-and i want are you people IDIOTS??!!!
you to know w-what an HONOR _ /
it is for me to test with you-- / \
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OH--so you think i have an
'attitude problem'...well, at least,
i'm not some merchandising WHORE, _
you mute, fat-headed FREAK!! / \
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'but is it not within the
realm of extreme possibility that Mr.
Schiming contracted extrabiological,
microcellular organisms that compelled him _
to murder--' w-what?! GEEZ-UZ, WHO / \
THE HELL WRITES THIS CRAP??!! / \
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