YES ============================= NO
+-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+
| ============================= |
V V
+----------+ +---------+ +---------+
| Don't | NO | Does | +-------+ YES | Did you |
| mess | +---| anyone |<------| YOU |<---------| mess |
| with it! | | | know? | | MORON | | with it |
+----------+ | +---------+ +-------+ +---------+
| V | YES | NO
| +------+ +-----------+ |
| | HIDE | V V
| | IT | +--------+ +-----------+
| +------+ | YOU | YES | WILL THEY |
| | +------->| POOR |<------------| CATCH YOU?|
| | | |BASTARD!| +-----------+
| | | |________| | NO
| | | | |
| | | V V
| | | +---------------+ +-----------+
| | | NO | CAN YOU BLAME | |DESTROY THE|
| | +------| SOMEONE ELSE? | | EVIDENCE |
| | +---------------+ +-----------+
| | | YES |
| | v |
| | ============================ |
| +---->|| N O ||<---------+
+------------>|| P R O B L E M ||
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PROBLEM SOLVING FLOWSHEET
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<--YES----| DOES THE DAMN THING WORK? |----NO-->
| ----------------------------- |
| |
------- -------
| DON'T | |DID YOU|
| FUCK | <----YES---| FUCK |---NO-->
|WITHIT!| | |WITHIT?| |
------- ------ ----- ------- |
| | DOES | | YOU | |
| <-NO--|ANYONE|<-----------|DUMB | |
| | | KNOW?| |SHIT!| --------
| | ------ ----- |WILL YOU|
| | | <--YES---| CATCH |
| | YES | | HELL? |
| | | ------------------ | --------
| | --->| |<------- |
| | | YOU POOR BASTARD | NO
| ---- --->| | |
| |HIDE| | ------------------ |
| | IT!| | | --------
| ---- | | |SHIT-CAN|
| | | | <----| IT! |
| | | | | --------
| | | ------------- |
| | <--NO--|CAN YOU BLAME|--YES--> |
| | |SOMEONE ELSE?| | |
| | ------------- | |
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | ------------- | |
| ----------------->| |<------- |
------------------------>| NO PROBLEM! |<--------------
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The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit
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| Are there| No | Are there | "What's a | Are there clothes |
|clothes in|---->|clothes in | hamper?" | strewn in random |
| dresser? | |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?|
---------- ----------- -------------------
| Yes | Yes | Yes | No
+------------------------------------ V
| -------
V | Buy |
--------------- | more |
| Take whatever | |clothes|
| is on top | -------
--------------- -----------------------
| | |
V V |
-------- No --------- -----------
| Is |------------>| Perform | "Ohmigosh" | Spray |
| it | Not sure | smell |------------->| with |
| clean? |------------>| test | | deodorant |
-------- --------- -----------
| Yes | "Not bad"
+--------------------
|
V
-------------- ---------
|For underwear:| "Which ones are |Will they| "I may get
|Are there many| for my legs?" | be | arrested."
| holes? |----------------->| visible?|--------
-------------- --------- |
| No | No V
+------------------------------ -------------
| |Place item on|
| | dirty pile; |
| | start over |
| -------------
V
--------- ------------ ----------------------
| Is it | Yes | Do you | Yes | But would you rather |
|wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->| have a tick on your |
--------- ------------ | eyeball than iron a |
| No | No | shirt? |
| | ----------------------
| | | Yes
+------------------------------------------------
|
V
-------- Kinda ------- -----------
| Does |------------------>| Is it | No | Seek the |
| it | "Does it what?" | dark |------->| advice of |
| match? |------------------>| out? | | a female |
-------- ------- -----------
| Yes | Yes
+--------------------------
|
V
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| Put on |
| clothes! |
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